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soccer skills he had acquired over the years and kicked the peach shaped ball of flesh towards one of the nearest gripseats. Flying through the air the grav forces worked in Dong's favour as he was sent on a well aimed course towards a gripseat. Once he had touched the 'seat's material, its suction was initiated and his body was gripped securely into place. 'Thanks RRRobottom, I owe you ... 94 At last all three were in a somewhat stable position. All they could do now was watch the Galactic Messiah on the optical screen - and that soon went blank - as the black hole welcomed its new victims. Cube was out of control, so great were the pressures that the crew were eventually knocked unconscious. ANALYTICAL PAUSE ... Shooting out into the light, from the air vent, the bionic grass seed flew over three strange forms; one fat, one thin and one robotic arse& ANALYTICAL PAUSE ... 'Your Most Gracious Empress ... he has arrived ... ' Stinkz quickly scurried to hide behind The Star Empress' standing figure, her new attire consisting of some kind of skimpy leotard partly covered by a long, white, transparent cloak. 'Ah ... Pugjaw ... I see,' The Empress caressed her lips, 'you have survived yet again!' 'Indeed I'ave Empress. If only t'see your bootiful eyes once more.' Stinkz coughed and spluttered, stopping as soon as The Empress' foot met solidly with his soft head. 'Cut the space crap! Where is this so called "Galactic Messiah"? I was led to believe by Huj Huji Wuji's moon dock that you had her in your cockpit?' 'I did, in a matter of speakin', several times as it happens, but ther'be no need to go into tha'now. You have no need t'worry as I have ejected'er into that black'ole I just escaped from.' 'MMM ... yes ... well okay, good!' came a quick, rare, and most unexpected approval from The Star Empress. Stinkz stirred. 'Still, I wish you to keep your network of spies at their designated positions in the galaxy. I want to monitor any other out of the ordinary happenings.' 'Very well,' finished Pugjaw, bowing his glistening jaws. 95 'Tell Navigator Dipsheet to enter on your way out, there's a good fellow.' Pugjaw nodded once, blinked his blood red eyes and left the throne room in deadly silence. Stinkz grinned as the creature disappeared out of the doorway. 'Oh good,' sniggered Stinkz, still from behind The Empress, its tiny mind already turning to the next visitor the throne room accepted in. 'What did you just say?' The Empress shouted, looking as usual for an argument. 'Nothing,' cowered Stinkz, before adding, 'Your Most Beautifulness!' 'Star Empress, you wish to talk with me?' Standing tall, proud and to attention, was an extremely handsome bosseye officer. He was dressed in the formal baggy uniform of a navigator. Looking the young male up and down and undressing him with her eyes, The Empress pouted her lips before answering. 'I did!' Purring, in approval, her voice turned low and husky. 'I wanted to talk with you about the collision we just had.' 'What collision was that then?' he replied, blankly, his eyes twitching in the middle as he tried desperately hard to recall such an incident. 'Oh ... ' began The Empress, slowly, sarcastically, 'just the one where we lost half this destroyer's front section! The one where several thousand of our crew were sucked out into space to their exploding deaths! The one where the pirate ship and her crew now have their bodies embedded in certain parts of this destroyer, some of which I may add are burning into the metal as we speak. I could go on - but I won't!' 'So you noticed?' Navigator Dipsheet gulped several times. 'Damn! I was hoping I could have covered it up.' Stinkz peeked its scruffy head out from behind The Empress, its eyes widening at the sight of the handsome idiot. 'I don't like mistakes!' The Empress pressed on. Several of the navigator's muscles flexed with uncertainty, his future career wasn't looking too bright. 'But ... ' she continued, 'I am a reasonable woman, with womanly needs. Meet me in my chamber in one dung drop's time!' After I'm through with you you won't want to go near a 96
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